i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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