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  I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit

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  There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.

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  (216): I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit (216): There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash. http://tfl.nu/emo5
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  Submitted by OMG_A_DIGLETT on Dec 29, 11 at 2:36pm

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  Low self-esteem. FIRED!

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    Submitted by porksword on Dec 29, 11 at 2:49pm

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    WD40

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      Submitted by 2jzstang on Dec 29, 11 at 3:53pm

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      Tater Tots!

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        Submitted by Kevin201 on Dec 29, 11 at 10:01pm

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        W T F ??

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  Submitted by bttrdenu on Dec 29, 11 at 11:54pm

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  Well technically you are supposed to pay first before you get head, or so I've learned from GTA

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  Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 29, 11 at 10:01pm

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  *insert ball dropping joke here*

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