I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
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omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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