Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
its not stalking. its research.
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
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I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
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I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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