I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
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Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
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Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
3 2 1 whiskey
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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