im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
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I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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