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  • 44 29
    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Oct 6, 11 at 4:43pm
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    word to the wise! Don't piss off the people who make your drinks, cook or serve your food, or sign your paycheck.

  • 39 23
    Submitted by carter_ronin on Oct 6, 11 at 7:13pm
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    .. and keep going back until you have an entire set of glassware..

  • 39 38
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 6, 11 at 12:19pm
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    Stupid question? The answer was obvious!

  • 23 16
    Submitted by genome254 on Oct 6, 11 at 9:56pm
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    Is your town only big enough for one bar? Think outside the box.

  • 31 33
    Submitted by pinky22 on Oct 6, 11 at 1:45pm
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    Haha do it! That way everyone at the bar will know he can't pound you out good enough and It'll be like a "secret" announcement. Its a win win situation.

  • 31 33
    Submitted by W_T_F on Oct 6, 11 at 1:10pm
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    Brush your teeth and wash your snootch to get the stank out

  • 24 35
    Submitted by firsts_r_douches on Oct 6, 11 at 12:33pm
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    Depends on how the ménage à trois went...

  • 16 21
    Submitted by averjee on Oct 8, 11 at 1:58am
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    Take him back and leave her with Lost and Found Whores

  • 18 28
    Submitted by DsturbedFan728 on Oct 9, 11 at 11:40pm
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    this is true