It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
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I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
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Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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