Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
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Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
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first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
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