your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
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I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
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Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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