what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
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I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
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He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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