do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
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First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
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This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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