super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
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We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
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is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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