covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
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I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
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Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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