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  • 85 79
    Submitted by LadyTrip on Jun 13, 10 at 11:56am

    What has one head, one eye, and is ready for action? This guy.

  • 74 70
    Submitted by RetroHobo on Jun 14, 10 at 1:15am

    At least he wasn't calling your vagina "that guy"

  • 72 68
    Submitted by gaterhog on Jun 13, 10 at 11:34pm

    Who has two thumbs and no testicles? This guy

  • 66 61
    Submitted by Star5000 on Jul 12, 10 at 2:11pm

    I think I might know that guy...

  • 70 69
    Submitted by rachelanddare on Jun 13, 10 at 4:53pm

    that's so lame. THAT guy sounds like a total doucher. Haha

    • 59 70
      Submitted by failboats on Jun 26, 10 at 5:02pm

      oh, he was. he also tried to dry hump me to his own raggae beat

  • 61 62
    Submitted by tgk58 on Jun 27, 10 at 5:44am

    James?

  • 76 93
    Submitted by jollygymsocks on Jun 14, 10 at 1:47am

    Its a bird! Its a plane! No, its, oh.. Its that guy..

  • 65 72
    Submitted by mintyshake on Jun 13, 10 at 2:56pm

    Clearly you don't get laid enough- if ever...

  • 58 63
    Submitted by failboats on Jun 21, 10 at 7:17pm

    lmfao, this is awesome.

  • 63 76
    Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 13, 10 at 11:14am

    Better than "The Dude," I guess. That penis really tied the room together!

  • 65 83
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 13, 10 at 1:45pm

    Who is awesome? This guy!

  • 37 31
    Submitted by vikenator2 on Sep 25, 12 at 8:10am

    Can't believe nobody did this yet...\n\n"Dis guy, is un-fucking-believable." -Christopher Walken

  • 60 78
    Submitted by comradejorgi on Jun 13, 10 at 1:56pm

    Haahahahahahahahahhahahahaahhaha did the same thing

  • 49 69
    Submitted by 317ayers on Jun 16, 10 at 2:02am

    Sounds like he's got something to hide

  • 58 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 10 at 10:37am

    FIRST GDDIMT

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 10 at 10:38am

    unfunny text btw