You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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