i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
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I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
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I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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