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  • 77 57
    Submitted by divrekku on Mar 5, 13 at 8:45pm

    Incentives. They work.

  • 72 58
    Submitted by Malarkey on Mar 5, 13 at 9:10pm

    The things you'll do to help your kids...

  • 65 46
    Submitted by udown on Mar 5, 13 at 7:27pm

    i am curious as to which he would not eat off your body as implied by your use of the word "almost"

    • 36 58
      Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Mar 6, 13 at 4:51am

      Brusselsprouts

      • 31 46
        Submitted by WV_kiwi on Mar 6, 13 at 8:43am

        Brussel sprouts are yummy

  • 53 49
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 5, 13 at 8:54pm

    Next serve him sushi that way.

  • 47 54
    Submitted by LemmePhister on Mar 5, 13 at 4:53pm

    .......Meh...as long as its not out your ass...

  • 42 62
    Submitted by sprints54 on Mar 5, 13 at 10:16pm

    I'd eat milk duds out ur ass

  • 34 47
    Submitted by Vilehaust on Mar 7, 13 at 7:39am

    Now if only the last company I worked for would've learned that.