I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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I wish there were birth control emojis
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
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third nipple confirmed
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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