ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
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The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
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WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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