he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
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btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
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Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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