dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
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so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
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Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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