can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
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I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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