well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
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You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
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You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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