I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
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So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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