I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
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we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
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gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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