yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
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you didnt know i had herpes?
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
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You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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