redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
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doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
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I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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