the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
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just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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