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  • Submitted by WrongNumber69 on May 8, 12 at 11:37am

    "Excuse me, has anyone ever told you that you look just like Ron Jeremy?"

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      Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on May 8, 12 at 9:19pm

      This comment is pure win.

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        Submitted by WrongNumber69 on May 9, 12 at 3:20pm

        I know right. why 5 thumbs down???

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    Submitted by dmoney1234 on May 8, 12 at 10:28am

    "I jerk off to someone that looks like you... Where do we go from here?"

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    Submitted by Taybear on May 8, 12 at 1:44pm

    Someone told me this before. I thought it was hot but thats me lol

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    Submitted by Problywasme on May 8, 12 at 10:28am

    Just mention the pornstar's name and if she knows her then you are in!

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      Submitted by Problywasme on May 8, 12 at 10:30am

      If not then use dmoney's approach...sounds like it could work!

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    Submitted by windmagelita on May 8, 12 at 10:31am

    Instead of "pornstar" tell her she looks like your favorite exotic actress.

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    Submitted by joshua_valentine on May 8, 12 at 10:42am

    Use the direct approach. Walk right up to her and say, "You look JUST like Brock Flexanus!" I bet she'll swoon.

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    Submitted by lil_red89 on May 8, 12 at 11:20pm

    Spell favorite right and maybe she'll give ya a shot

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      Submitted by Donotdiscard on May 9, 12 at 12:02am

      It's still spelled correctly

  • 26 24
    Submitted by SpartanSaint on May 10, 12 at 1:58am

    how can you pick just one?

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    Submitted by TheWingMan on May 8, 12 at 10:51am

    No one has both a favorite porn star and great sex life.

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      Submitted by Problywasme on May 8, 12 at 11:07am

      Because nobody that has sex watches porn?!?

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      Submitted by keto06 on May 8, 12 at 2:33pm

      Lies"

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      Submitted by wubbazugg on May 9, 12 at 5:00am

      Lies indeed. 4-5 times a day, between taking care of the kid, and whenever my girl decides to jump me. And my favorite is Jasmine St. Claire.

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    Submitted by arodyankee10 on May 8, 12 at 11:34pm

    Best way to learn pussy eating is from Porn. They make it so cool!

  • 30 41
    Submitted by Massive_Attack on May 8, 12 at 12:40pm

    Sorry, no.

  • 24 29
    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 8, 12 at 12:14pm

    It maybe her.

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    Submitted by daisydukeluke on May 9, 12 at 2:52am

    I want this shirt

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    Submitted by hogfish on Feb 6, 14 at 7:25pm

    When you cum on her let her know she's hotter than .....