haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
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drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
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I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
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