Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
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Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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