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  • 77 42
    Submitted by soko on Dec 3, 10 at 2:40pm

    You'd probably have enough to play 1 game of Mrs Pacman.

  • 84 66
    Submitted by djdannyblanco on Dec 3, 10 at 1:08pm

    And rule number five...you fuck on your own sheets or buy me new ones rule 5.... Fucking on your roommates bed is always subject to full disclosure unless it was with a family member of said roommate at which point you only tell his friends.

  • 71 63
    Submitted by tangerineballs on Dec 3, 10 at 1:10pm

    What a thoughtful douchebag. Friends or not they're are certain things you just don't share and a bed is one of them. No one fucks in my bed unless I'm involved.

  • 62 47
    Submitted by SGT11B on Dec 3, 10 at 11:52pm

    Really thoughtful text :-)

  • 66 57
    Submitted by ljayebb04 on Dec 3, 10 at 2:16pm

    Yeah...go central Indiana. Classy.

  • 54 34
    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Dec 4, 10 at 1:20am

    @emmy probably because this persons bed is broke. Alright for self to sleep in; but not safe for hard fucking, unless to risk injury in broken bed.

  • 61 50
    Submitted by emmykb on Dec 4, 10 at 12:30am

    how do you get laid so much when you have to use your friend's bed ?

  • 60 57
    Submitted by ttesroD on Dec 4, 10 at 3:39am

    And if I had a dime for every time I've been fucking your sister while you think I'm on vacation, I'd have enough to buy my own goddamn sheets.

    • 58 56
      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 4, 10 at 4:03am

      throw it to her on the floor...save the sheets..save the sheets. Fuck the whales. Wait. I didn't mean it like that...

      • 57 47
        Submitted by ttesroD on Dec 4, 10 at 8:16am

        ...God I hope not...

  • 56 77
    Submitted by said8ED on Dec 4, 10 at 3:24am

    Where the f*ck can you buy sheets for fifty cents?

  • 15 10
    Submitted by Beachbum111 on Sep 13, 12 at 1:56pm

    House sitting my boss's house long time ago, could not bring myself to fuck this escort on his bed, so used his teen age sons bed. Always felt bad about that