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  • Submitted by DocSmiley on Jul 1, 10 at 7:25am

    She's gonna cold cock someone.

  • Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 1, 10 at 11:36am

    Bella??

  • Submitted by philo1215 on Jul 1, 10 at 7:31am

    You can also see Russia from there...

  • Submitted by Michguy on Jul 1, 10 at 7:48am

    Ice on her clit as she cums puts her over the edge. I had a gf who kept her dildo by the window in the winter for just that reason, drove her crazy!

    • 79 73
      Submitted by jbsilverstein on Jul 1, 10 at 11:26pm

      That's when you use Ice Cubes and your cock, not a frozen dildo. #fail

  • Submitted by opalquean on Jul 1, 10 at 7:33am

    Right. Because that's definitely how we do it. By inserting freezing objects into ourselves.\nIt's been in the seventies this week, by the way. Maybe not California weather, but not like the inside of a fridge.

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    Submitted by Brentman12 on Jul 1, 10 at 7:54am

    From the 907 also..it's 75 today. This text is fucking stupid.

  • 97 74
    Submitted by Ctip on Jul 1, 10 at 6:14am

    You know I've lived in Alaska for 18 years and it's not like that during the summer

  • 91 66
    Submitted by urallstupid on Jul 1, 10 at 9:07am

    Does she plan on fucking a frozen corpse?

  • 73 33
    Submitted by jom133 on Nov 18, 10 at 6:24pm

    Hilarious

  • 80 56
    Submitted by what_it_is on Jul 1, 10 at 3:35pm

    Sounds like a blonde moment?

  • 89 81
    Submitted by helloamerica11 on Jul 1, 10 at 6:14am

    Alaska is a wonderful state. You will have a great time!\n\nRemember to go fish for salmon if you have a chance.

  • 69 47
    Submitted by trashymandi on Jul 2, 10 at 11:11am

    You must have gotten this tip from Sarah Palin.

  • 82 73
    Submitted by dropkickwilly on Jul 1, 10 at 11:51am

    Summertime here, come in the winter. I'm sure someone would stick their dick in a snow bank for you.

  • 76 63
    Submitted by bigthunder on Jul 1, 10 at 7:25am

    In the town I grew up in school didn't close unroll it hit 55 below zero.

  • 82 78
    Submitted by laf24 on Jul 1, 10 at 8:40am

    gives new meaning to the term 'hard on'

  • 75 65
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 1, 10 at 10:00am

    Stupid

  • 81 80
    Submitted by TheRainKing on Jul 1, 10 at 12:22pm

    I like the girl's comeback, personally. She was being sarcastic... here's your sign

  • 69 58
    Submitted by PatB on Jul 1, 10 at 5:10pm

    This is awful, anyone who voted posative is clearly not from Alaska..

  • 71 66
    Submitted by bobworth on Jul 1, 10 at 9:16am

    Such a good idea

  • 63 60
    Submitted by LUIGI999 on Jul 2, 10 at 4:01am

    that probably won't work unless your actually IN the fridgs

  • 72 78
    Submitted by djn2290 on Jul 1, 10 at 12:03pm

    Are you gonna fuck a snowman or something you moron

  • 65 71
    Submitted by Authoress on Jul 1, 10 at 6:05am

    Brrr!

  • 65 73
    Submitted by smurphette on Jul 1, 10 at 9:15am

    unless his body temp is abnormally low, the potential guy's dick will be filled with warm blood. Duh.

  • 67 81
    Submitted by noah13 on Jul 1, 10 at 10:25am

    What a moron.

  • 59 68
    Submitted by chronhead on Jul 1, 10 at 5:16pm

    Dumb.

  • 58 69
    Submitted by AKjonesy on Jul 1, 10 at 12:41pm

    In here we have alaskans who are butt hurt. I'm Alaskan and this amuses me, any girl willing to do this gets a star in my book.

  • 60 77
    Submitted by NanoChild on Jul 3, 10 at 10:46pm

    soooo if ur goin to new Mexico u will put it in the oven.....???????

  • 52 62
    Submitted by tracylv68 on Jul 1, 10 at 11:11am

    From 907... Lmao cheechako

  • 52 63
    Submitted by McGreezy on Jul 2, 10 at 12:15am

    I hope it freezes and gets stuck inside your vagina

  • 34 35
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Dec 28, 11 at 9:40pm

    I can't believe no one has acknowledged how AMAZING this would feel!!

  • 62 91
    Submitted by akslut on Jul 2, 10 at 11:45pm

    From the 907 LMAO that's hilarious!

  • 53 74
    Submitted by virus on Jul 6, 10 at 1:20pm

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha

  • 52 79
    Submitted by umok on Sep 15, 10 at 12:08am

    Liz?

  • 47 73
    Submitted by kelligirl83 on Jul 4, 10 at 5:39am

    Haha awesome!!

  • 47 73
    Submitted by dilorenzo on Jul 1, 10 at 6:06am

    inb4 soviet Russia, pretzels etc..

  • 46 82
    Submitted by najochick on Jul 1, 10 at 9:54pm

    Haha hope that goes well

  • 48 92
    Submitted by guitar_boy on Jul 1, 10 at 8:57am

    I hope a gang of Eskimos r.Apes you..