oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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