Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
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But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
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