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  • 67 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:48pm

    that was really awkward 10:35....

  • 70 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:35pm

    Jeff, do you really have nothing better to do with your life than to sit and write long explanations about each text? If so I'm cuttin you ears off with shears

  • 71 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:43pm

    and brandon, you'll never be jeff. stop while your ahead.

  • 63 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:58am

    I bet this 'jeff' is a whole bunch of people! It's not just one person! ~Joe Mama

  • 67 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:23pm

    "blue suede shoes".... Blue laid shoes. A reason to not want them to rhyme.

  • 71 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:34am

    Charles Rutherford believes her pussy felt like leather and stunk like piss

  • 68 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:11pm

    Haaaa 6:45 said first and he was 2 nd

  • 63 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:13pm

    @ 10:05 Pronounced s-way-ed not sweed haha :p

  • 66 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:38pm

    7:03, that's not funny at all. I could make one up, like "His dick looked like Megan Fox's thumb", and it'd be better than your's.

  • 64 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:04am

    Having laid Suede from 'Project Runway', I can attest to the truth behind this text ;)

  • 63 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:19am

    Jeff is the love of my life!

  • 63 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:54pm

    Hahaha 7:38 Her only misperfection is her damn thumb

  • 64 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:05pm

    Isn't suede pronounced "sweed"? As in weed with an S in front of it? I could be wrong, but that's how my mama said it was pronunced.

  • 62 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:08pm

    7:23: better than cool instead of blue. *breaks through wall*

  • 57 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 6:55pm

    Oh I get it! It's funny because that probably means that they were turned on by suede enough to pursue sexual relations wit the person wearing it! -Jeff

  • 64 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 6:49pm

    That doesn't really rhyme.... well kinda.......

  • 61 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:43pm

    did you jack off on your fringe-leather coat again?

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:19am

    Epic Fail is so last month.

  • 54 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:42pm

    And what is hat reason?

  • 59 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 6:56pm

    Isn't this a thread on /b/ where they post chicks wearing suede and exposing themselves? Sounds like a ripoff to me... If mods wanna let this shit on at least let everything on.

  • 51 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:11pm

    7:03, that was hilarious. My friends and I totally send the same kinda stuff - a girl

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 6:43pm

    If I had a Nickel.. -Brandon