Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
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While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
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I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I am mentally ready for anal.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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