Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
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Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
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I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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