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  • 75 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:23pm

    you have a 3 inch wide, square shaped vagina?

  • 68 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:49pm

    you'd think the roast beef vag would be *appetizing*, but sure enuff... that shit's gross. ladies, you gotta realize sometimes a dude's thinking to himself "hey, let's really get her going" until he gets sight (or a whiff) of the thing. then he has to try and play it cool and get the hell out of dodge ASAP. been there. not our fault.

  • 63 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:49pm

    maybe he could SEE Jersey in your Vagina.

  • 67 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:14am

    "(212): her vagina looked like bernie madoff " ...anyone seeing the connection? lmfao

  • 62 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 7:09pm

    5:49 a month ago I would have said "shut up virgin" but a week ago I hooked up with a girl who had a kid, her vag was the scariest thing i'd ever seen, it looked like she gave birth to the hulk and he barreled out of there.

  • 65 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:50pm

    stop looking, start eating.

  • 66 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 8:20pm

    7:33 wrong gender, einstein

  • 56 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:08pm

    yea if i see a rubiks cube i get excited and work at it for about 20 minutes and then i qui-ohhhh good point lol

  • 66 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:10am

    this was on web soup!

  • 59 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:28pm

    Did he just peel the stickers off and make it look like he got the job done?

  • 60 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:04pm

    wikipedia anatomy of the vagina, buy a book about it, figure it out however you have, ask you grandmother how to pleasure the ladygarden. please.

  • 63 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:16pm

    xD haha. This is the first area code I recognize. Florida. This is priceless.

  • 54 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:09am

    Her shit probably wasn't clean or trimmed. No point in subjecting yourself to something like that. Fake a headache or stomach flu and get out fast.

  • 55 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 7:58pm

    lol sounds like he was a first-timer, 7:09 wtf did u do?

  • 48 41
    Submitted by heart741 on Aug 15, 10 at 10:24pm

    He's probably like "okay how do I solve this problem?!" haha u should get that checked out :P

  • 48 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:59pm

    that is so sad. my guess is that he didn't know what to do with it at all. i've been there. it SUCKS.

  • 49 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:28am

    Someone watched too much Family Guy.

  • 49 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:49pm

    florida actually 227... nice try though

  • 52 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:45am

    Grim STFU 5.49 - you gonna end up with some slack-ass, slack-jawed bitch with no self respect cos you didn't respect her first.

  • 46 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:11pm

    good night because he probably got some, bad night because she didn't get hers. they all look a little different so sometimes it's not as easy as you girls think...plus it might have been kind of a turn off to him (like roast beef or something). help him out next time, give pointers and directions

  • 49 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:55am

    I see it as a turn off when a guy doesn't know what to do.

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:05pm

    Is it something everybody was trying to do in the seventies?

  • 51 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:50pm

    who possibly thoguht this was a good night?

  • 55 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:25pm

    I have to admit, I have ran into a few vaginas and almost asked out loud "what the hell is that???"

  • 50 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:26pm

    whats that midget doing up there???? I bet thats what he was thinking

  • 40 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:32pm

    ohhh been there haha

  • 51 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:50pm

    (212): her vagina looked like bernie madoff

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:16pm

    5:10 - that's hilarious 5:11 - good point

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:01pm

    wow, is it that beat up?

  • 37 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:53pm

    worthless and useless man.

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:04pm

    probably as in, the poor guy had no idea what we was doing.

  • 36 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:51pm

    2:50 same couple maybe?

  • 48 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:24pm

    The clitoris - nature's rubik's cube.

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:10pm

    Sometimes you just don't want someone poking around who doesn't know what they're doing. It's like getting the mailman to do the plumbing.

  • 38 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 7:33pm

    ^ HAHAHA bet that happend to her

  • 45 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 7:09pm

    5:49, screw off fucktard

  • 45 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:33am

    Web soup mentioned this lol

  • 32 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:05am

    keeping it classy ft. lauderdale