I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
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This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
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He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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