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  • 92 37
    Submitted by mo_chedda14 on May 8, 10 at 9:06pm
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    George Lucas would be very proud. He might even start sending you Christmas cards.

  • 66 46
    Submitted by drunknotenough on May 8, 10 at 11:49pm
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    get rid of that 0 and we got something

  • 71 56
    Submitted by anonm on May 8, 10 at 9:22pm
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    As long as you leave it out of you long enough

  • 61 49
    Submitted by PIMP on May 8, 10 at 11:18pm
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    Atta girl!!!

  • 62 66
    Submitted by tjisnumbaone on May 8, 10 at 9:44pm
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    That's hot

  • 48 40
    Submitted by BorisYeltsin on May 9, 10 at 10:06am
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    The wind in Wildwood was pretty bad today. :/

  • 49 46
    Submitted by SashaLuhvsYuh on May 8, 10 at 11:43pm
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    @ Steveorocks\n\nThat's just a little weird, I'm sorry.

  • 51 53
    Submitted by sofiiamanniing on May 8, 10 at 10:45pm
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    609... Are you from Princeton? There was a power outage a few days ago, so maybe?

    • 40 41
      Submitted by sylvie on Jun 13, 10 at 5:35pm
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      I lost power for a fucking week in that. I used candles, not vibrators.

  • 50 51
    Submitted by neildo on May 8, 10 at 9:07pm
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    Nice!!!

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Zing91 on May 8, 10 at 10:48pm
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    i have one of those... lol.

  • 50 55
    Submitted by BrohammedAli on May 9, 10 at 3:20pm
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    These pretzels are making me thirsty

  • 46 48
    Submitted by westpoints on May 9, 10 at 2:09am
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    Gaby?

  • 50 60
    Submitted by VoidyWins on May 9, 10 at 12:43am
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    Does anyone ever get the feeling that the vast majority of texts on this site aren't actual situations, but people making satirical comments? Just a notion

  • 39 39
    Submitted by Skyleh on May 9, 10 at 4:15am
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    Gotta love the jersey girls. :-)

  • 37 43
    Submitted by jerseeeygirl on May 9, 10 at 12:44am
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    I'm so proud of my area code right now. And I think I know who this is. Goooood job reppin 609

  • 39 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 6:46am
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    One of the best texts I've seen so far! haha made me literally LOL :)

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 3:44pm
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    12.43 u r right. But what to do? What to do?

  • 40 62
    Submitted by regalbeagle on May 8, 10 at 10:44pm
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    Is this because you have no man to get you through it?

  • 41 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 10 at 11:44pm
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    U make me horny

  • 36 67
    Submitted by 6666 on May 8, 10 at 10:16pm
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    Jelouse!!!!!

  • 32 62
    Submitted by communistcanada on May 9, 10 at 9:07pm
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    South jersey!!!! We are on the map with this text, fuckin stupid!

  • 36 88
    Submitted by Bombot7 on May 8, 10 at 9:05pm
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    F I R S T

  • 36 114
    Submitted by steveorocks on May 8, 10 at 10:06pm
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    THIS IS MY AREA!!!! ARE YOU FROM LBI? WASN'T THE WIND UNREAL TODAY? WHAT'S YOUR NAME!!!