I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
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omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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