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  • 94 48
    Submitted by porksword on Mar 1, 12 at 7:50pm

    Orange juice doesn't taste right without some vodka in it.

    • 33 49
      Submitted by nunubeest on Mar 1, 12 at 11:14pm

      cranberry juice is the same way

  • 69 44
    Submitted by Kevin201 on Mar 1, 12 at 6:00pm

    I work third shift, give me a break!

    • 38 47
      Submitted by nunubeest on Mar 1, 12 at 7:19pm

      we walk the night

  • 69 52
    Submitted by saraapooo on Mar 1, 12 at 6:52pm

    You make it sound like thats a bad thing...

  • 64 54
    Submitted by codeacula on Mar 2, 12 at 9:54am

    You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

  • 52 58
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 2, 12 at 2:31am

    McDrunken it!

  • 34 50
    Submitted by canadiangirl420 on Mar 2, 12 at 5:20am

    drink it off

  • 38 59
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Mar 1, 12 at 11:02pm

    I would sooner risk a hypoglycemic episode than partake in that shit.

  • 46 76
    Submitted by woopigsooie on Mar 1, 12 at 6:03pm

    who really eats that slop they call breakfast?

    • 41 52
      Submitted by MJCity on Mar 1, 12 at 6:24pm

      fuck you, you've obviously never had a mcgriddle. don't knock it till you try it.

    • 40 45
      Submitted by nunubeest on Mar 1, 12 at 7:17pm

      you never had to eat fresh off a plane waiting for your connecting flight at 6am McDonalds has saved my ass more then once

    • 26 42
      Submitted by woopigsooie on Mar 1, 12 at 7:32pm

      i have had military chow. mcdonalds is bullshit. gimme real eggs and biscuits.

      • 39 47
        Submitted by nunubeest on Mar 1, 12 at 11:12pm

        as to the eggs in a jug you get in a mess hall?

        • 32 46
          Submitted by woopigsooie on Mar 2, 12 at 12:35am

          just saying i have eat some horrible food and mcdonalds is right up there with the worst

  • 35 62
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Mar 2, 12 at 3:29am

    @porksword cheap sparkling white wine + McD's OJ = trashy mimosas. Fabulous!

  • 36 64
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Mar 1, 12 at 11:40pm

    Woopigsooie Maccas breakfast is the shit. When hung over its like\nmunching on Gods arse, its beautiful. HAVE A THICKSHAKE AND A HASH BROWN!!

    • 37 45
      Submitted by woopigsooie on Mar 2, 12 at 8:14am

      waffle house anyday beats that drivel

  • 30 60
    Submitted by obamabinladen on Mar 1, 12 at 7:14pm

    Fake and g4t

  • 28 60
    Submitted by REDNASTY on Mar 1, 12 at 7:30pm

    LMFAO!!!! GOTTA LOVE THE O.C!!!!

  • 39 89
    Submitted by JennyCorez on Mar 1, 12 at 11:58pm

    My son works from home on the internet. He earns nearly $28/hr and $6000 a month. I \n\nasked him how he made so much money just working on the laptop for a few hours, he \n\nshowed me this website and said all he did was follow directions, Makecash29,coim

    • 28 40
      Submitted by polacke on Mar 2, 12 at 8:31pm

      son. dorm. belly. underpaid for sex. bunghole.

  • 36 86
    Submitted by JennyCorez on Mar 1, 12 at 11:57pm

    My grand-daughter works from her dorm room on the internet. Last weekend she told that she makes nearly $31/hr and $7000 every month. Thats more than what I collect! she says anyone can do it because of advances in the internet. I saw her pay stub and was literally stunned, here is the article to read more, WWW,MAKECASH29,COIM

    • 37 50
      Submitted by polacke on Mar 2, 12 at 2:39am

      your grand-daughter works in her dorm on her back/knees. she makes barely 10 bucks a job, and so can you. don't just sit there on your moneymaker, let those flabby lips work for you.