"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
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let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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