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  • 79 44
    Submitted by underagehangover on Jul 16, 10 at 11:26pm

    im gonna start singing "I Will Delete This Fucking App From My Phone If These Bullshit Texts Keep Making It On Here", big hit in Canada.

  • 75 40
    Submitted by TruthHurts on Jul 16, 10 at 11:07pm

    Is it just me, or have the texts been really shitty the last couple of days??

    • 45 43
      Submitted by firsty on Jul 16, 10 at 11:11pm

      yeah, they really have been. Firsty is sad :(

  • 64 51
    Submitted by Me777 on Jul 16, 10 at 11:10pm

    Firsty, here's some fucking gatorade. Now shut the hell up.

  • 54 44
    Submitted by jenny8675309 on Jul 17, 10 at 1:29am

    Tfln has a good name? That can be destroyed by someone posting? Ah, I see. Relax... Have some pretzels, the post responses are way better than the posts. Seems as tho someone telling people to die in a fire is far more damaging.

  • 52 45
    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 16, 10 at 11:37pm

    Admit it folks, we've all sung that song at some point in our lives, or we will. Lol

  • 60 61
    Submitted by firsty on Jul 16, 10 at 11:05pm

    these pretzels are making me Firsty!!

    • 41 38
      Submitted by Greatness on Jul 17, 10 at 2:08am

      is there an opening for president of your fan club? If not I would like to apply.

  • 50 43
    Submitted by youmakemelaugh on Jul 17, 10 at 1:41am

    Also, who hasn't blasted this song at some random karaoke night after a bad break-up? It's classic!!!

  • 49 42
    Submitted by Beaglehead on Jul 16, 10 at 11:25pm

    I don't know why I keep reading these... So crappy lately

  • 48 45
    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 17, 10 at 2:27am

    I'm a new Firsty fan so I will settle for Vice President of the fan club but I will seek your job Greatness. Firsty for President!

  • 48 47
    Submitted by youmakemelaugh on Jul 17, 10 at 1:39am

    To the firstys, thank you. It's a site for fun. Delete it if you feel it's not worth your time. I like the small chucked I get from these posts AND the comments.

  • 41 34
    Submitted by jenny8675309 on Jul 17, 10 at 10:42am

    KesJaye.. Id vote for you

  • 40 38
    Submitted by zwuang on Jul 17, 10 at 1:57am

    I will survive, hey! Hey!

  • 46 51
    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 17, 10 at 1:28am

    Firsty is funny and it's amazing how a person could hate something as silly as a post on a web site. If you hate seeing Firsty on here, stay off. Duh?

  • 47 54
    Submitted by partyyychik on Jul 17, 10 at 12:54am

    Okay, no offence or anything, but who's this "firsty" person everyones been talking about?

  • 40 43
    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 17, 10 at 3:42am

    SecondytoFirsty with respect if you are the Prez and Greatness is the Vice Prez, I'll be treasurer or secretary for now but I Will be President in Firsty's club some day! Lol

  • 39 46
    Submitted by Catbird on Jul 19, 10 at 6:49pm

    not funny, just super douchey!

  • 39 47
    Submitted by ohshitimsorry on Jul 17, 10 at 1:10am

    call me ;) seven oh sevensixtwoeight2939

  • 39 48
    Submitted by nmstew on Jul 17, 10 at 12:44am

    Helluva ego boost

  • 36 49
    Submitted by RimjobBob on Jul 17, 10 at 10:35am

    @JasonB it may not be funny anymore but it's impressive that he has the time to leave the comment on every tfln.

  • 33 44
    Submitted by FirstydieinaFire on Jul 17, 10 at 1:07am

    Partychick, firsty is a poster who OBVIOUSLY goes by the name firsty. They like to quote the stupid Seinfeld quote, 'these pretzel's are making me thirsty', but he/she changes thirsty to firsty. I like to think of firsty as the dumb cunt who is destroying tfln' good name.

    • 31 43
      Submitted by Greatness on Jul 17, 10 at 2:14am

      you are an idiot, firsty is hilarious. what ruins this website is angry people who get mad cuz firsty comments first and has an amazing catch phrase. not some lame ass comment like 'die in a fire'....you fail...FIRSTY for president!

      • 33 55
        Submitted by JasonB on Jul 17, 10 at 9:37am

        You obviously don't understand humor. It might have been mildly funny the first 3 times, after the 10th it was annoying, and after the 30th it became clear firsty is one of those shithead ADHD kids who I used to throw empty beer cans at in the high school parking lot. Its not worth getting particularly mad about, but defending him makes you into a equally big cunt.

  • 42 65
    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 16, 10 at 11:33pm

    The text may suck but many of us come here for the pretzels and comments.