But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
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Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
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Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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