You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
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I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
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Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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