Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
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i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
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she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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