i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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