the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
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Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
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Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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