yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
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We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
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HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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