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  • 76 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 7:30am

    If you can't afford to buy a pregnancy test you'd better pray it's negative cuz you definitly can't afford to raise a child

  • 71 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 7:46am

    Go get some free birth control at Planned Parenthood, idiot

  • 72 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 7:24am

    Please get a fucking abortion if u are pregnant. That kids life would be shit with u

  • 60 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 9:33am

    Planned parenthood is free / cheaper than preg tests or the problems shoplifting bring along. Woman up and get on the pill

  • 65 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 7:34am

    Wow. Hope your not pregnant. For the childs sake.

  • 55 37
    Submitted by Vilexxica on Jan 29, 10 at 8:30am

    Oh, that's lovely. You know, there are programs in certain states to keep people like you from spawning. You might want to look into that.

  • 59 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 8:45am

    Lol 8:00 you sound like you have done that before.

  • 48 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 2:43am

    Whore

  • 51 43
    Submitted by mo627 on Jan 29, 10 at 11:46am

    Target has Target brand pregnancy tests for 3 bucks. The Dollar Tree has them for a dollar. And for everyone--Planned Parenthood is not free. The consultation for birth control is 45 dollars, and the cheapest birth control prescription they offer is 9$ a month. Still cheaper than a kid, but NOT free like so many of you think

  • 44 30
    Submitted by jcpt1984 on Jan 29, 10 at 4:47pm

    They're a dollar at the dollar store, and they're just as effective. Trust me.

  • 50 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 10:51am

    You're pregnant

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 9:53am

    9:06 that's even worse than being a slutty whore.

  • 46 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 7:52am

    Go to Planned Parenthood for a Pregnancy test

  • 44 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 1:55pm

    Well a lot of people are exaggerating but in my opionion, I would suggest this girl keep her legs shut and stop being a hoe. With that mentality she may never need a pregnancy test until she's planning to conceive.

  • 47 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 7:49am

    Momma?

  • 46 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 8:05am

    I would be way too disgusted with myself to post this on tfln. You can get birth control for free. Do so.

  • 44 49
    Submitted by Rabb on Jan 31, 10 at 5:03pm

    People can be so fucking judgmental. You don't have to be a "slut" to take a pregnancy test. You could be in a committed relationship and using birth control, but birth control is not one hundred percent effective even when used correctly. Stealing one isn't the smartest, but seriously, the vitriol spewing out of these idiots is embarrassing.

  • 38 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 5:38pm

    @5:03, maybe you're not catching the whole context of this message. But uh, impressive vocabulary I guess? Anyways smartass it's fairly obvious this wouldn't have been posted if this person wasn't in a committed relationship. It's tfln, mostly drunk texts from last night. Get over yourself

    • 33 41
      Submitted by Rabb on Feb 1, 10 at 6:20am

      I don't see a lot of context that implies much beyond the fact that the woman has had sex more than once, which, I guess, in the minds of some people, implies that she is a slut. I get that this site is dedicated to silly texts, but that doesn't mean it's okay to make broad assumptions and suggest that someone stab their cervix with a rusty coat hanger.

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 9:12am

    Not only are you a whore, your a poor whore at that. Which, in all my years of dealing with whores, are the worst ones

  • 42 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:00am

    Wow all you are awful people. Its not like this woman did anything wrobg yer u r saying she should wound herself. Ur jus jellzzzz that ur not getting sexed like she is. Ur probs nit getting any cuz ur ygly as fuck gahhahahahahahahahha im so funny. And i jot as jell

  • 37 42
    Submitted by freshwaterotter on Jan 29, 10 at 2:05pm

    Pregnancy tests at Dollar Tree. They work.

  • 36 41
    Submitted by BigKam on Feb 9, 10 at 10:56pm

    Dollar tree sells pregnancy test for guess what...... A dollar

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 7:18am

    Go suck some dick for money

  • 40 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 8:03am

    Fuck people who steal! It fucks it up for the rest of the consumers who are honest and have to pay more because some dipshit, like you, steals. Pregnancy tests are free at any hospital! Get a fucking clue!

    • 35 56
      Submitted by nobuhdy on Jan 30, 10 at 10:19pm

      Three out of four people STEAL. \nAlso- I bet you've taken something at least ONCE in your life, so don't walk around acting like you're tha shit.

  • 44 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 7:17am

    First

  • 38 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 10:26am

    I second the coat hanger option. Whores like this should avoid cleaning it tho.

  • 39 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 12:01pm

    Planned parenthood has a sliding scale. If you are poor enough (or say you are) it IS free

  • 39 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 7:27am

    911

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 5:30am

    So did it come out positive?

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 3:40pm

    If you can't afford a pregnancy test keep your legs closed!

  • 48 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 8:00am

    Straighen out a metal clothes hanger. Heat it up, and after it cools down clean with rubbing alchol. Now get on the shower and jam that thing in your vag as long and hard as you can. Make sure there is lots of blood.

  • 37 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:25pm

    Can someone translate 1:00? I don't speak blond.

  • 43 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 8:43am

    In soviet Russia pregnancy test steals your money and you have it's baby after a long rapefest.

  • 42 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 9:17am

    Please don't have children.

  • 25 36
    Submitted by bexi90 on Feb 28, 11 at 3:14am

    What a class A lady....

  • 39 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 2:22am

    Did anybody fucking understand 1:00? Dumb ass illiterate person.

  • 32 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 7:16am

    First 

  • 34 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 3:30pm

    Maybe next time you decide to be a dirty slut you should probably buy condoms. For every pregnancy test you take you could have a dozen condoms. ACTUALLY I wouldn't know that's probably false I've never been that much of a slut where I had to take a pregnancy test

  • 34 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 1:07pm

    Solution: Go to a dollar store, buy a 10 pack of metal coat hangers, and use one. It's only $0.10 per abortion. Cheap. Then use the other 9 to stab yourself in the lungs, heart, neck, kidney, eyes, and die you dirty whore.

  • 35 63
    Submitted by ThatDirtyWater on Jan 29, 10 at 11:01am

    sorry, what does "first" mean?

  • 39 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 10:33am

    White trash whore!

  • 21 45
    Submitted by HelloMotto on Oct 24, 10 at 12:14am

    Mom? Is that you?

  • 35 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 9:06am

    Like omg shut your legs you filthy cunt. Ugh. Thank god i'm Jewish.